So I turn on the telly this morning, and who should I see but Mr Motivator sitting on the sofa with Lorraine Kelly. I quickly checked my watch to see if I had passed through some time hole into the early 90s. But no, there he was, real as anything and still wearing the same colourful leotard.
Apparently the obesity crisis has reached such levels that the only person who can help us is Mr Motivator. I imagine some poor researcher from GMTV had the job of going around all the petrol stations in London, trying to find the one he worked at and then begging him to come back and save the nation while he switched on pumps and sold Jaffa Cakes.
Whatever can we expect next? Lizzie Webb from TVam working with obese children?
So anyway, there was Mr Motivator, offering to solve the obesity crisis and making Lorraine Kelly do arse clenches, despite her arse being beyond clench redemption
