Emo vs Goth has got to be the world’s lamest deathmatch. It would be like watching paint dry. Alien vs Predator it is not. While it is one of the immutable laws of nature that in any fight involving a goth the goth will lose, in this case I predict a gothic victory. This is because the goth only has to stand around looking sad and wait for the emo to self harm.
Interestingly, when writing this, spell-check kept trying to make the Goth fight an emu. That is an easy victory for the emu!
