Hi Kids,
We've been a bit quiet recently as Life has been determined to kick us both up the arse lately.
Only last week, Shiv was on her way home from work when she saw a pound lying on the floor. Bending to pick it up, she heard the sound of galloping footsteps behind her. That's right, folks, it was Life taking a run up to kick the twin peaches of her arse.
At the weekend, I was asleep when Life done a poo in my mouth, took a picture and tagged all my friends with it on Facebook.
Stop it Life. We know your dad!
Biscuits
