Life asked Shiv to pull his finger this week. Hopefully she will learn now.
Meanwhile Life came round my house and top decked me. Bad Life!
Shiv and I believe that Carol Decker from T'pau enjoys top decking people, and is known by her friends as Carol Topdecker. We believe quite a few things about Carol Topdecker which may be mentioned another time.
Just imagine 80s songbird, Sonya, in her scouse bleat complaining "Arr Ey. T'pau's shat in the cistern again."
