The world seems to want to tell me how bloated they are this week. What is this mythical condition known as bloating. I've never had bloating. And at least one of the people who claimed to be bloated was very definitely just fat. There is nothing wrong with carrying a few extra pounds but please don't tell me that you aren't fat, it is all air.
Apparently the cause of this mystery condition is bread. I have been eating bread all my life, little knowing that I was at terrible risk of becoming bloated.
Things that make me bloated:
Pastry
Pork pies
Lard
Sausages
Wine
Lager
Curry
Chocolate
Oh and KFC makes me retain oxygen.
Bloating my ass.
